Witnessing childbirth. SCORE 71
NOPE. SCORE 207
I want to unfriend you… but. SCORE 258
Family photos. SCORE 2
It’s cool… He’s famous. SCORE 208
Never trust a zombie. SCORE 111
A Slam Poem to Bacon (with Nick Offerman). SCORE 22
Sage advice. SCORE 87
Russian doll cellphones SCORE 3
The cycles of life. SCORE 205
Eat me, please. SCORE 5
LOL SCORE 5
Just blew my mind SCORE 102
Get a tasty new look! SCORE 96
Uh, maybe you shouldn’t have kids… SCORE 2
Mr. Tea SCORE 102
Ron Swanson. SCORE 66
Donuts bring me joy. SCORE 60
Sweet bodies. SCORE 182
For all the ballers… SCORE 2
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 289
Things that blew your mind when you were a kid. SCORE 160
Better Fund This. SCORE -1
Proof that girls are evil. SCORE 232
Well that’s depressing…. SCORE 183
Halloween is scary… SCORE 22
Harry Potter alphabet characters SCORE 20
It was so clean though… SCORE 0
You wanna know how I got these scars? SCORE 124
I heart the internet. SCORE 89
You’ll have to break my heart to know all my secrets… SCORE 135
Clever… SCORE 288
