the one night a year it’s acceptable SCORE 11
he’s rewarding himself for doing an excellent job SCORE 25
my body is ideal SCORE 2
buzz lightyear is hot SCORE 10
how do i get invited? SCORE 21
i have so many fans SCORE 15
*closes door* SCORE 20
food always wins SCORE 20
new year new me SCORE 6
just in case SCORE 18
brothers can be so cruel SCORE 11
suckers SCORE 23
family finds a way SCORE 22
make me SCORE 17
happy halloween! SCORE 29
crud SCORE 20
i could use a good laugh SCORE 24
night night SCORE 5
chew your food SCORE 14
a true artist SCORE 16
there is no parole SCORE 11
walmart please explain SCORE 28
delivered SCORE 17
it all started with a damn lemon SCORE 5
things couldn’t be better SCORE 4
demetri didn’t get the memo SCORE 13
and i’d do it again SCORE 8
dad level expert SCORE 5
duct tape fixes everything SCORE 17
there goes my self esteem SCORE 11
close enough SCORE 5
sounds pretty nice, actually SCORE 29