it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
what is this, pants? SCORE 23
it’s perfect SCORE 21
slap them SCORE 12
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
onward, steed! SCORE 14
we dare you SCORE 10
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
memorable first customer SCORE 17
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
supersize it SCORE -4
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
is this satire? SCORE 14
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
cramps SCORE 9
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
everything beagle SCORE 1
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
i like bananas SCORE 9
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
accidental beauty SCORE 31
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19
mooooo SCORE 15
a very small dog SCORE 15