The truth is self evident SCORE 27
Wait until she learns about HOA fees SCORE 47
Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
My resume lied SCORE 30
ENCORE! SCORE 22
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
What year is ist? SCORE 34
request denied SCORE 30
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
Faith in humanity lost SCORE -6
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
What about Linux? SCORE 45
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
With great power, comes great responsi-poo-lity SCORE 40
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
The end is nigh SCORE 39
Flying first class SCORE 24
Sounds painful SCORE 28
All hail King Kitten SCORE 27
Fake smile and nod SCORE 25
My dream day SCORE 24
Stress relief SCORE 45
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
Problem solved SCORE 42
Or maybe Ghostface just won the lottery? SCORE 42
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62