he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
there were no survivors SCORE 37
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
i am this dog SCORE 20
bad ass SCORE 38
i hope so! SCORE 21
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
they really are gentle creatures SCORE 36
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
too late SCORE 38
she meant it, too SCORE 43
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
it’s true SCORE 58
he made his choice SCORE 42
pebble and roll SCORE 65
anchors away! SCORE 22
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
im buying a shirt SCORE 41
teens with attitude SCORE 27
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
5 days a week SCORE 45
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
watermelon armor dog SCORE 23
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
maybe he’s not so bad after all? SCORE 50
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
