prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 22
i always spill SCORE 17
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
i’m canceling SCORE 9
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
excuse me SCORE 19
omg SCORE 20
who’s in? SCORE 34
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
this is why i drink SCORE 29
i have layers SCORE 33
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
english burn SCORE 27
back to bed! SCORE 19
an impossible task SCORE 20
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
they get huge SCORE 22
hi friend! SCORE 31
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
thanks for the insult SCORE 33
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
call the fire department SCORE 4
clever SCORE 29
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 35
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
