maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 22
definitely a dog SCORE 46
then i’ll finally get a good night’s sleep SCORE 23
clever SCORE 29
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
this is why i drink SCORE 29
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
an impossible task SCORE 20
thanks for the insult SCORE 33
back to bed! SCORE 19
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
call the fire department SCORE 4
bordering on 3 SCORE 28
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 28
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 19
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 53
i have layers SCORE 33
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
english burn SCORE 27
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
i always spill SCORE 17
hi friend! SCORE 31
they get huge SCORE 22
excuse me SCORE 19
anyone else relate to this? SCORE 41
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 36
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 30
