The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Dreams do come true SCORE 67
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Real American hero SCORE 41
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
And cheese SCORE 26
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
Fatality SCORE 40
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
15, max. SCORE 52
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
80 hours these days SCORE -18
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
Mother fluffer SCORE 40
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
A voice we can trust SCORE 55
I just became more metal SCORE 33
