Non-negotiable SCORE 44
For me? SCORE 45
Plot twist! SCORE 42
Call 911 SCORE 19
Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 21
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
easy money SCORE 29
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
Bloodlust in their eyes SCORE 40
Problem solved SCORE 34
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 41
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Nailed it SCORE 11
A sensitive cyclops SCORE 30
The original is still the king SCORE 40
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 34
Awkward SCORE 69
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Just like they ignore the nice bed you bought them SCORE 29
Where’s the lie? SCORE 67
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Same… SCORE 53
Needs more white SCORE 23
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 46
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
