The months of the beard. SCORE 91
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Finally. SCORE 344
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
Accurate. SCORE 257
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
Every time. SCORE 123
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
China vs Germany SCORE 295
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
