What if my internet connection is actually really fast? SCORE 194
I’m in the middle of nowhere. SCORE 116
When you wave to someone and they don’t see you. SCORE 174
Typing out “Yeah.” SCORE 130
I’m looking for Kristen Stewart. SCORE 196
Morgan Freeman did an Obama commercial… SCORE 213
Sylvester Stallone in First Blood. SCORE 45
When you see your photo on your ID card. SCORE 133
One wave to rule them all SCORE 1
Magic… SCORE 151
Whenever I’m studying for a test. SCORE 121
Every episode of The Walking Dead. SCORE 137
STAHP IT HUUMAN. SCORE 169
Person, grab my mouse! SCORE 135
Does not compute. SCORE 181
How dinosaurs really went extinct. SCORE 95
How I see math word problems. SCORE 164
Scumbag toddlers. SCORE 125
How to troll Halloween. SCORE 191
Just say NO to drugs! SCORE 216
You shall not… Multipass! SCORE 95
Surprise smooching. SCORE 100
Cats are jerks. SCORE 105
Lazy costume ideas for your cat. SCORE 75
Why I can’t eat eggs. SCORE 212
Baby burrito. SCORE 119
How to jump start your kitty. SCORE 150
Faith in humanity, waning. SCORE 253
The killer whale personal submarine. SCORE 232
Scumbag TSA. SCORE 163
Why I vote. SCORE 150
The udder pitcher. SCORE 118
