Forever alone. SCORE 268
All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
Cats are jerks. SCORE 235
Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209
Please enjoy responsibly. SCORE 293
Everything in life is temporary. SCORE 186
The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238
Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 296
I’m a jerk. SCORE 230
What do you think? SCORE 207
I’m pretty sure you’re not even a waiter!!! SCORE 172
Ladies… SCORE 158
Whisper dirty things in my ear… SCORE 184
Just Japan. SCORE 88
Because zombies are coming, dear. SCORE 227
Talking cow. SCORE 302
That’s so raven. SCORE 297
I want to believe… SCORE 195
Thank you, Sims. SCORE 245
Is it true you eat us? SCORE 114
THE (angry) BIRDS! SCORE 160
TEH COCAINE IS NICE HERE. YES, VERY NICE. SCORE 153
Deal breaker. SCORE 368
Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159
Cool story. SCORE 202
Checkmate. SCORE 412
Kitty troll. SCORE 324
Discuss. SCORE -24
You again… SCORE 249
Totally worth it. SCORE 239
I saw dead people… SCORE 183
We’re going to Petco. SCORE 284