Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 146
During this heatwave… SCORE 173
That’s Dr. Chihuahua to you! SCORE 170
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 309
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203
Realistic snack food names. SCORE 257
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
A dogs life. SCORE 134
I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
The awesome moment when you buy good headphones and discover new instruments in a song. SCORE 329
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
WUT? SCORE 268
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 275
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 182
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
Every time. SCORE 135
What “meow” means. SCORE 300
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
Don’t go bacon my heart… SCORE 195
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
Glam rock. SCORE 157
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
Every day. SCORE 212
I’ve been betray! SCORE 339
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
Nursing home problems. SCORE 319
Conundrum. SCORE 210
One does not simply leave bubble wrap untouched. SCORE 245
