Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 116
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
RIP to my face… SCORE 85
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Mother of Dragons Breakfast SCORE 64
How to find a dog. SCORE 65
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Well, he’s not wrong… SCORE 77
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Not a chance, pal. SCORE 59
OG lookback meme SCORE 72
Paragraph. SCORE 52
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Doggo loves hooman SCORE 103
One-ply toilet paper should be illegal SCORE 37
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
