hot take! SCORE 59
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
pretty much SCORE 29
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
this dad was on another level SCORE 39
nap time! SCORE 38
same story at age 35, too SCORE 39
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 48
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
where did the bananas go! SCORE 36
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 42
charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 25
life insurance payout SCORE 42
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
neow SCORE 31
at least he listened SCORE 25
it’s a test SCORE 21
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 28
$30 uber SCORE 30
the trinity of tedium SCORE 66
record amount of stabs SCORE 32
smart shopping SCORE 39
he might be right SCORE 30
always make it a true daily double SCORE 28
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 19
