the words just never come out right SCORE 38
they’re gonna get married SCORE 8
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
which do you choose? SCORE 23
i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34
come to daddy! SCORE 30
cozy SCORE 36
everything is south america now SCORE 47
i feel seen SCORE 31
the original American badass SCORE 88
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 37
yeah, no, that’s not mittens SCORE 41
thanks for nothing mom and dad! SCORE 60
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
thats a gangster move right there SCORE 17
i can’t see my toes SCORE 27
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
oh sweet release SCORE 50
place your bets! SCORE 48
newman is definitely getting fired this time SCORE 27
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
how is the eagle? SCORE 40
he’s thinking about the squirrel that got away SCORE 37
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 22
the shape of soup SCORE 45
rude diet SCORE 36
