Today is the start of my 96 hour, 6 day work week. SCORE 71
I'm a jetpack! SCORE 218
Sounds like an upgrade SCORE 69
An albino giraffe was just shipped into our zoo! SCORE 118
Thanks Obama. SCORE 195
Like a boss. SCORE 298
Pacman FTW! SCORE 194
What happens in quarantine stays in quarantine. SCORE 38
All these numbers SCORE 91
When some shit in life catches you totally unprepared SCORE 69
Oompa loompa doopity doo! SCORE 181
How fast? SCORE 98
Muh Shtick SCORE 52
Opened my drink to find this SCORE 112
Girls at the club be like... SCORE 103
Get this person a promotion. SCORE 22
All dogs go to heaven. SCORE -84
When other people see babies vs. When I see babies. SCORE 105
Give me the money... SCORE 159
Release Me Filthy Human SCORE 130
That looks painful SCORE 93
How to tell you've written a few too many papers. SCORE 178
Sage advice. SCORE 223
Master is not well. SCORE 23
Thank you Siri SCORE 141
This STOP sign in Pawhuska, Oklahoma featuring the Osage Indian language SCORE 27
Laziest cat ever SCORE 83
Downside to Home Renovation Shows SCORE 160
must be brunch SCORE 41
Disney and their random adjectives... SCORE 155
I got in to ALL the trouble... SCORE 24
RIP In Pot Roast SCORE 18
