i didn’t want the steamed veggies SCORE 55
he was in the middle of a presentation SCORE 45
that’s cold blooded SCORE 53
horny bbq SCORE 30
giving up is my favorite SCORE 21
bill refused to give up. Good job, bill SCORE 37
nothing but sympathy for that shark SCORE 31
always check your extra charges SCORE 47
Labrathor retriever SCORE 33
this is a crime against humanity SCORE 29
where did that damn pen go? SCORE 16
i want to take his face.. off SCORE 24
i won’t ask again SCORE 54
patience is a virtue i don’t possess SCORE 36
porn title SCORE 39
i didn’t want to turn my head to the right anyway SCORE 44
time to call it a day SCORE 34
today was a good day SCORE 38
how could you, son? SCORE 41
textbook-ception SCORE 50
gonna have to disagree with this one SCORE 6
dog fart pranks SCORE 24
when the hunger hits SCORE 57
they have 5 stars on yelp SCORE 35
advantage me? SCORE 54
they blocked my number SCORE 16
rowboatcop SCORE 26
like that! SCORE 53
we never exchanged emails again SCORE 66
genius SCORE 26
that didn’t age well SCORE 28
i want to squash his face SCORE 46