We are absolutely not getting a puppy. – Dad SCORE 29
Russian zombies… SCORE 34
Liminal spaces. SCORE 28
MS Paint will never fail us. SCORE 22
My Grandmother passed down her recipes on a floppy disk SCORE 32
Jesus was baked. SCORE 25
Just a couple of tits… SCORE 14
‘Twas was the year 2020… SCORE 36
You can get them back on eBay… SCORE 32
He did earn such a thing. SCORE 29
Please.. My son.. He is very sick. SCORE 16
It only happens once a year sale… SCORE 25
I could watch this show. SCORE 24
Recurring vandalism. SCORE 22
Welp, see ya later. SCORE 17
Hello, good sir. SCORE 34
Crows collecting snowflakes. SCORE 28
I ship it… SCORE 29
Have you tried switching to Firefox? SCORE 6
The wonder of US health insurance SCORE 27
Satisfying avocado slices. SCORE 29
It won’t be cute. SCORE 29
Pspspspspsps SCORE 23
Arms delivery. SCORE 30
Robbery can be hard. SCORE 32
Everyone was a good boy SCORE 30
*tips hat* SCORE 22
Impressive forger SCORE 45
Creeptastic numbers that probably don’t work anymore. SCORE 30
*CRONCH* SCORE 31
Let’s be real here… SCORE 28
Honesty is the best policy* SCORE 20
