Apparently my Roomba mountain climbs when I’m not home... SCORE 23
Wouldn't want anyone stealing... SCORE 13
No honor. SCORE 60
Luke, I am your father! SCORE 148
Free Real Estate SCORE 66
Cha cha real smooth. SCORE 1113
Do politicians care about you? SCORE 110
So you bought a new MacBook... SCORE 127
Met this well behaved flyer on the plane SCORE 132
The army should definitely hire the painter. SCORE 189
Number One number one! SCORE 47
Math just got important... SCORE 200
Stormtrooper Selfie SCORE 88
this is the most true thing SCORE 121
The cutest bunny. SCORE 134
Burn the house down and call Bill Murray SCORE 128
Dogs are stupid. SCORE 528
Baptism, basically. SCORE 28
How Monopoly usually ends. SCORE 209
Sunken statue of a Pharaoh, found near the submerged city of Heracleion SCORE 68
Vending machine in Japan designed to blend in with its surroundings. SCORE 25
Footy in the forrest. SCORE 66
Turtle humor. SCORE 173
CAPS LOCK. SCORE 277
Candy by color. SCORE 220
When going for a haircut. SCORE 98
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
It is a better story.. so. SCORE 29
Always Be Prepared... That's my motto. SCORE 109
Frozen in Emojis SCORE 153
Balance. SCORE 189
Bill Gates. SCORE 196
