your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
they get huge SCORE 22
back to bed! SCORE 19
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21
an impossible task SCORE 20
definitely a dog SCORE 46
excuse me SCORE 19
omg SCORE 20
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
it’s real and I hate it SCORE 19
this is why i drink SCORE 29
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
english burn SCORE 27
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 35
call the fire department SCORE 4
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
i don’t understand your instuctions SCORE 28
clever SCORE 29
frozen pizza hack SCORE 19
who’s in? SCORE 34
imagine the possibilities SCORE 29
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
i have layers SCORE 33
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
i’m canceling SCORE 9
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 53
