texagons SCORE 23
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
the council has convened. SCORE 15
help, i woke up SCORE 32
the names boops. boops boops SCORE 17
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 21
everything is what you deserve and is also a type of bagel SCORE 19
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
muggle born SCORE 14
nature is healing SCORE 29
a true work of art SCORE 13
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
it has never been proven dinosaurs had administrative skills SCORE 12
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 18
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
no SCORE 23
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
the most important part of being a dad SCORE 19
space facts on your back SCORE 37
it’s okay as long as no one saw SCORE 16
when you realize you’re the adult that should be able to handle the situation SCORE 17
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
time travel tweet that aged well SCORE 39
a hammerhead shark sculpture made out of hammers SCORE 31
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
