The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 122
Guys listen… SCORE 170
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Finally. SCORE 344
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Accurate. SCORE 257
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
