
Sleep SCORE 131

It's probably global warming, actually. SCORE 20

This is literally my life. - Princes, probably. SCORE 53

Seems legit. SCORE 148

Great long term prospects! SCORE 39

My boss texted me this today, and I love it. SCORE 68

Lord of the Rings? SCORE 246

meow SCORE 182

Solid Logic SCORE 170

Put your finger here. SCORE 158

The worst kind of wing man. SCORE 81

Story of my life. SCORE 158

Unhated Nations Meeting SCORE 154

Well played Cleverbot, well played. SCORE 271

Grans are the grand. SCORE 33

Incepted Adventures SCORE 64

Oh, grandma... SCORE 228

The Impact of a Teacher SCORE 134

When I go fishing... SCORE 869

The Twortle SCORE 141

Bellatrix Lestrange SCORE 174

Villains SCORE 241

Milky way over the Himalayas. SCORE 95

Get the hint. SCORE 22

I wonder what his name really is... SCORE 35

...maybe just once more SCORE 59

Lady compliments my profile pic. Then 4 months later mistakenly thanks me for complimenting hers. SCORE 82

FOR SCIENCE! SCORE 192

What a good feeling SCORE 119

Somewhere something went wrong. SCORE 112

It’s very likely... yes. SCORE 35

Girl flipping off the Trump tower SCORE 145