*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Safe pupper SCORE 81
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
Mama no. SCORE 52
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
+ cry. SCORE 119
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
The life of a book. SCORE 74
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
