Do I even care…? SCORE 26
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
sent via FAX SCORE 16
Gunner the good doge. SCORE 42
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 23
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 26
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
The Office cameos SCORE 11
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 31
You get that bank though, Gwyneth. SCORE 27
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
2022 me has a familiar vibe about it. SCORE 20
hello little friend SCORE 20
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Steal the world! SCORE 22
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
Issa side quest. SCORE 24
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Do the blink! SCORE 24
RIP yahoo answers SCORE 28
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
*have SCORE 17
