Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
Toilet lights are good for navigating darkness or helping children speak to demons. SCORE 71
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 128
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 95
My grandfather opened a plumbing business after WWII. The telephone number was "40". SCORE 95
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103
I saw a lot new faces going all out at the gym today. SCORE 78
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
Got it? Good. SCORE 68
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
Me after spending all Saturday gaming. SCORE 76
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 96
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
Arby’s… SCORE 92
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
Don’t give in! SCORE 85
Under Water SCORE 98
Two brazilian fireman rescued a pretty fabulous sloth.. SCORE 82
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89
Weird SCORE 46
Totally SCORE 87
It’s time SCORE 97
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 65
Working as a non-smoker SCORE 85
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
How long does an Owl live? SCORE 72
George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 147
Gotta love Snake SCORE 83
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 95
Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99
