Interesting… Interesting… SCORE 13
People are losing it out there… SCORE 30
Carrying a tree into the house must be exhausting. SCORE 18
Quarantine Day 439: Doctor has successfully performed a six-way full body reconstructive surgery. SCORE 24
Do your part. SCORE 13
I someone reading The Never Ending Story? SCORE 22
Covid-19 is ruining it for all SCORE 26
Money doesn’t grow on ATMs… SCORE 18
Baby causes mom a c o n c e r n SCORE 32
Almost had it, bud! SCORE 28
A Parmesan vending machine. Italy seems nice… SCORE 27
Sample Teachers Contract from the 1920’s before collective bargaining. SCORE 19
quarantine bunnies or easter hostages? SCORE 26
Guess I’ll die SCORE 20
Do not breath at the pupper. SCORE 33
aussie aussie aussie oye oye oye SCORE 17
French Fry Queen is back at it. SCORE 39
I are helpful SCORE 26
OK BUT AREA CODE NEXT TIME SCORE 25
RIP In Peace, road warrior. SCORE 40
Rio’s Christ the Redeemer statue was lit up to look like a doctor on Easter Sunday SCORE 46
The wind blows so consistently strong around Greenough, Western Australia, that unprotected trees grow horizontally. SCORE 26
Ain’t that something. SCORE 26
This is a fun game. SCORE 26
The dollars must flow. SCORE 24
Landlords these days… SCORE 10
My parents wouldn’t let me in… SCORE 33
Protect the birbs. SCORE 29
When your wife watches your press briefings. SCORE 28
Bröther, just one sneck. SCORE 29
Beware the sopa. SCORE 35
This is medical advice everyone should know. SCORE 33