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Funny%2C+that.
SCORE 34
Interesting%26%238230%3B+Interesting%26%238230%3B
Interesting… Interesting… SCORE 13
People+are+losing+it+out+there%26%238230%3B
People are losing it out there… SCORE 30
Carrying+a+tree+into+the+house+must+be+exhausting.
Carrying a tree into the house must be exhausting. SCORE 18
Quarantine+Day+439%3A+Doctor+has+successfully+performed+a+six-way+full+body+reconstructive+surgery.
Quarantine Day 439: Doctor has successfully performed a six-way full body reconstructive surgery. SCORE 24
Do+your+part.
Do your part. SCORE 13
I+someone+reading+The+Never+Ending+Story%3F
I someone reading The Never Ending Story? SCORE 22
Covid-19+is+ruining+it+for+all
Covid-19 is ruining it for all SCORE 26
Money+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+grow+on+ATMs%26%238230%3B
Money doesn’t grow on ATMs… SCORE 18
Baby+causes+mom+a+c+o+n+c+e+r+n
Baby causes mom a c o n c e r n SCORE 32
Almost+had+it%2C+bud%21
Almost had it, bud! SCORE 28
A+Parmesan+vending+machine.+Italy+seems+nice%26%238230%3B
A Parmesan vending machine. Italy seems nice… SCORE 27
Sample+Teachers+Contract+from+the+1920%26%238217%3Bs+before+collective+bargaining.
Sample Teachers Contract from the 1920’s before collective bargaining. SCORE 19
quarantine+bunnies+or+easter+hostages%3F
quarantine bunnies or easter hostages? SCORE 26
Guess+I%26%238217%3Bll+die
Guess I’ll die SCORE 20
Do+not+breath+at+the+pupper.
Do not breath at the pupper. SCORE 33
aussie+aussie+aussie+oye+oye+oye
aussie aussie aussie oye oye oye SCORE 17
French+Fry+Queen+is+back+at+it.
French Fry Queen is back at it. SCORE 39
I+are+helpful
I are helpful SCORE 26
OK+BUT+AREA+CODE+NEXT+TIME
OK BUT AREA CODE NEXT TIME SCORE 25
RIP+In+Peace%2C+road+warrior.
RIP In Peace, road warrior. SCORE 40
Rio%26%238217%3Bs+Christ+the+Redeemer+statue+was+lit+up+to+look+like+a+doctor+on+Easter+Sunday
Rio’s Christ the Redeemer statue was lit up to look like a doctor on Easter Sunday SCORE 46
The+wind+blows+so+consistently+strong+around+Greenough%2C+Western+Australia%2C+that+unprotected+trees+grow+horizontally.
The wind blows so consistently strong around Greenough, Western Australia, that unprotected trees grow horizontally. SCORE 26
Ain%26%238217%3Bt+that+something.
Ain’t that something. SCORE 26
This+is+a+fun+game.
This is a fun game. SCORE 26
The+dollars+must+flow.
The dollars must flow. SCORE 24
Landlords+these+days%26%238230%3B
Landlords these days… SCORE 10
My+parents+wouldn%26%238217%3Bt+let+me+in%26%238230%3B
My parents wouldn’t let me in… SCORE 33
Protect+the+birbs.
Protect the birbs. SCORE 29
When+your+wife+watches+your+press+briefings.
When your wife watches your press briefings. SCORE 28
Br%C3%B6ther%2C+just+one+sneck.
Bröther, just one sneck. SCORE 29
Beware+the+sopa.
Beware the sopa. SCORE 35
This+is+medical+advice+everyone+should+know.
This is medical advice everyone should know. SCORE 33
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7.5+gets+5+stars+from+me.
7.5 gets 5 stars from me. SCORE 41
A+very+interactive+CPR+training+kiosk+at+the+airport.
A very interactive CPR training kiosk at the airport. SCORE 43
Litter+boxes+can+be+hard%26%238230%3B
Litter boxes can be hard… SCORE 24
This+year+in+a+nutshell%26%238230%3B
This year in a nutshell… SCORE 21
One+of+these+is+an+acceptable+form+of+judgement.
One of these is an acceptable form of judgement. SCORE 35
Punk+froggo.
Punk froggo. SCORE 32
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