a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
no SCORE 23
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 21
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
help, i woke up SCORE 32
a true work of art SCORE 13
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
texagons SCORE 23
muggle born SCORE 14
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 33
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 18
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
space facts on your back SCORE 37
everything is what you deserve and is also a type of bagel SCORE 19
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15