Remembering everything I did wrong. Oh cr*p… SCORE 119
Stephen Colbert is so happy being Legolas. SCORE 163
I have a new dentist now… SCORE 12
This guy repaints doll faces. SCORE 202
My love life. SCORE 171
Switzerland’s education system. SCORE 145
After a long day of fetch SCORE 9
I need this. SCORE 11
Blood orange. SCORE 141
Dogs can sense earthquakes. SCORE 142
Cops nowadays SCORE 1
I could watch this all day. SCORE 150
You’re Too Young To Understand SCORE 167
An $8 million Monet painting after a man punched it SCORE -4
One of these things is not like the others. SCORE 122
Does it make me a bad parent if im like this? SCORE 154
When I heard Disney was making the new Stars Wars movie. SCORE 6
How to pretend to be an adult. SCORE 116
When you try to go to sleep while you’re drunk. SCORE 12
Password strength: Blonde. SCORE 10
The night sky in winter. SCORE 165
Soy milk. SCORE 11
My life SCORE 113
Me too! SCORE 240
Got my girlfriend a leather jacket for Christmas. SCORE -6
Best headline ever. SCORE 120
How well I sleep. SCORE 8
I hate my life. SCORE 12
Best. Day. Ever. SCORE 16
My kind of princess. Taco Belle. SCORE 98
Draco is regretting this now… SCORE 217
Words to live by SCORE 16
