slap them SCORE 13
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
working cat SCORE 20
is this satire? SCORE 14
every segment on the news SCORE 14
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
did i stutter? SCORE 12
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
it’s perfect SCORE 21
zero traction SCORE 11
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
memorable first customer SCORE 17
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
supersize it SCORE -4
a very small dog SCORE 15
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
i like bananas SCORE 9
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
accidental beauty SCORE 31
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
cats find a way SCORE 23
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13