50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 54
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
Jinkies! SCORE 63
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 39
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
Awkward SCORE 69
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Good boi summer SCORE 75
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 45
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 35
It’s my super power SCORE 44
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
Same… SCORE 53
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 38
Plot twist! SCORE 41
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
The obvious answer SCORE 26
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
Problem solved SCORE 34
What about Linux? SCORE 45
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
easy money SCORE 29