Learning you can move your eyebrows for the first time SCORE 182
Perfect aim SCORE 12
Movie Logic SCORE 141
We can even. SCORE 89
Adulthood. SCORE 136
Nokia SCORE 145
I know a few people who need this book. SCORE 149
A dad joke gone wrong. SCORE 183
I am Joey. SCORE 109
Hunger kills SCORE 186
Fighting the good fight. SCORE 214
Buffalo Humor SCORE 158
My first love. SCORE 12
Violet eyes exist. SCORE 163
Why would you even? SCORE -17
Oh my god please no SCORE 10
I should start using makeup. SCORE 13
Find the Brit. SCORE 9
Half a Lorde long… SCORE 134
Blowing bubbles SCORE 146
If you’re reading this… SCORE 8
My spirit animal. SCORE 4
Seems fair. SCORE 15
Pop the trunk. SCORE 137
Words to live by. SCORE 13
It pays to be precise SCORE 14
An atom is 99.999999999% empty space. SCORE 16
Alcohol’s biggest effect. SCORE 12
Dogs in blankets. SCORE 80
My new spirit animal. SCORE 17
Bae caught me slippin’. SCORE 10
I need this. SCORE 137
