Hello. Yes, this is Dog. SCORE 150
How I die. SCORE 289
Acute angle. SCORE 197
Not enough soul. SCORE 216
Poor owl. SCORE 205
The power of NyQuil. SCORE 148
If my cat hates you. I hate you, too. SCORE 157
How I shower. SCORE 156
The suspense was killing me. SCORE 182
When your mom turns on the lights in the morning. SCORE 277
Cats are jerks. SCORE 122
Must you leave so soon? SCORE 218
Burn. SCORE 158
When my parents sleep vs. when I’m sleeping. SCORE 178
Pubid. SCORE 143
Skrillex chemistry cat. SCORE 234
Incineration of waste in Erta Ale Volcanoes lava lake. SCORE 211
Cats are jerks. SCORE 255
Touché. SCORE 336
English is hard. SCORE 291
Show me your war face! SCORE 217
Whatcha thinkin’ ’bout? SCORE 130
He’s cute! I swear! SCORE 184
Roses are red. SCORE 334
Attack! SCORE 196
Poor hitman monkey. SCORE 208
Crazy girlfriend logic. SCORE 150
Good luck tagging everyone on Facebook… SCORE 82
‘Merica. SCORE 228
I am the Batman. SCORE 251
Spider drama. SCORE 233
Egg Russian roulette. SCORE 107
