i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
is this satire? SCORE 14
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
did i stutter? SCORE 12
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
it’s perfect SCORE 21
enjoy your party! SCORE 12
accidental beauty SCORE 31
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
zero traction SCORE 11
supersize it SCORE -4
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
cats find a way SCORE 23
every segment on the news SCORE 14
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
slap them SCORE 13
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
working cat SCORE 20
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
a very small dog SCORE 15
i like bananas SCORE 9
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
memorable first customer SCORE 17
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
