The perfect martini. SCORE 4
Are you calling me fat? SCORE 160
Meanwhile, in Russia… SCORE 429
When I have kids… SCORE 152
I want to go to there. SCORE 184
Jurassic Park. SCORE 296
If my calculations are correct… SCORE 104
I don’t understand banks… SCORE 166
I made it with my bum! SCORE 209
Lockitron- too much technology SCORE -1
New Year’s resolutions. SCORE 120
I’m not good with babies. SCORE 176
There there, Lindsay. SCORE 60
Watermelon seeds. SCORE 169
Sock kitty! SCORE 168
The other Spiderman. SCORE 86
Things I’m still waiting for. SCORE 108
Because, reasons. SCORE 68
Digestive tract tip. SCORE 66
Shampoo these days. SCORE 390
Rocks bouncing on a frozen lake. SCORE 30
The advantages of being fat. SCORE 145
This year. SCORE 136
How I learned to count. SCORE 174
How women flirt. SCORE 138
So you still think homosexuality is sinful? SCORE 64
Stairs are lava. SCORE 43
How Canadians swim. SCORE 220
A dog’s life. SCORE 124
Because, reasons. SCORE 79
This year will be different! SCORE 101
Like a boss? SCORE 139