the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
excuse me SCORE 19
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
call the fire department SCORE 4
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
they get huge SCORE 22
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 35
omg SCORE 20
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
hi friend! SCORE 31
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
english burn SCORE 27
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
this is why i drink SCORE 29
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
i always spill SCORE 17
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
clever SCORE 29
who’s in? SCORE 34
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 22
back to bed! SCORE 19
thanks for the insult SCORE 33
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
i’m canceling SCORE 9
an impossible task SCORE 20
definitely a dog SCORE 46
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
