This dog really loves snow. SCORE 13
Kanye. SCORE 165
No respect! SCORE 171
The Incredible Science Machine SCORE 0
Men’s standards of beauty around the world. SCORE 5
Did you know? SCORE 0
Ellen on Twilight. SCORE 157
Consequences of gay marriage SCORE 11
Just one of those weeks… SCORE 115
Genius. SCORE 175
Your Harry Potter experience. SCORE 208
Fresh Prince. SCORE 242
On weekends. SCORE 5
Eskimo problems. SCORE 11
That’s me. SCORE 223
Middle-aged Harry Potter problems. SCORE 222
Dog bed didn’t come with a manual. SCORE 11
As the designated driver. SCORE 8
Daisy SCORE 154
Ancient Grecians. SCORE 144
An optimist vs. a pessimist vs. a cat. SCORE 9
Loki would be in Slytherin SCORE 0
Cat problems. SCORE 9
Hitler during fashion week. SCORE 13
The best way to a man’s heart. SCORE 151
A cat’s life. SCORE 148
No fooling this guy! SCORE 9
Maybe it’s Ted Cruz… Or maybe he’s just an A** SCORE -13
Mornings. SCORE 11
He’s wearing a shirt of his face. SCORE 14
Instructions unclear, married cat. SCORE 10
IKEA instructions for a Xenomorph SCORE 5