Waiting in line SCORE 170
They know something I don’t. SCORE 214
White people dancing. SCORE 125
When I’m printing off notes for a meeting that I’m late to. SCORE 118
How to outplay a penguin SCORE 101
someone stole my cheetos! SCORE -13
Quick lube thinks it’s hilarious. SCORE 115
On the first day. SCORE 190
you never know when it will happen SCORE 132
Marie Curie SCORE 208
Every Harry Potter spell ever! SCORE 93
Bad Education SCORE 232
A bully at the zoo. SCORE 182
So that’s how that works…? SCORE 136
There are teachers, and then, there are educators. SCORE 270
Like a Sssir. SCORE 13
Must be related to Katniss Everdeen. SCORE 146
Roiling SCORE 212
Why you shouldn’t go with your wife to a 3D movie… SCORE 67
I’m not crying… It’s just the onions. SCORE 79
No. Yes… SCORE 193
2 types of food. SCORE 14
Habits of the common bookworm. SCORE 186
Destroy it! SCORE 116
Lawyers. SCORE 236
Sean Claude Van Damme’s daughter does the splits. SCORE 9
My life. SCORE 17
rude and not ginger SCORE 11
Geek. SCORE 12
Where we should send Justin Bieber. SCORE 179
I need one of these SCORE 128
talk shit git hit SCORE 15