
Kleenex is my favorite food SCORE 149

We Share One Thing SCORE 108

Inflammable means flammable? What a language! SCORE 75

Kirby SCORE 90

Shout out to this fellow for selling merch during crucifixion. SCORE 39

Joyeuse, Charlemagne's personal sword. 1300 years old. SCORE 68

Smartasaurus Rex SCORE 68

Local shelter fires temp workers due to lack of inventory... SCORE 34

Kids these days... SCORE 239

I Think Of Canada As The Lovechild Of England SCORE 171

Pokémon GO imagined by Polish illustrator Pawel Kuczynski SCORE 35

OM NOM NOM. SCORE 758

Adjusted for inflation of course SCORE 103

Wisdom. SCORE 216

On a mission. SCORE 90

The song of my people. SCORE 24

If no one from the future comes back to stop you... SCORE 155

Nailed it. SCORE 120

Grandma goggles. SCORE 70

Never falling asleep in public again! SCORE 78

No plans is plans, my friend. SCORE 112

Are we there yet? SCORE 158

When the spider in my room kills the fly in my room SCORE 121

Drawing level over 9000. SCORE 714

We are brothers SCORE 74

Not today, bitch SCORE 122

So hipster. SCORE 217

Not Afraid To Boast About Size SCORE 86

My resume pales in comparison SCORE 94

WHAT A NICE GUY SCORE 65

Yeah I'm going to need a charge... SCORE 21

Ice cream doorstop. SCORE 126