Kleenex is my favorite food SCORE 149
We Share One Thing SCORE 108
Inflammable means flammable? What a language! SCORE 75
Kirby SCORE 90
Shout out to this fellow for selling merch during crucifixion. SCORE 39
Joyeuse, Charlemagne's personal sword. 1300 years old. SCORE 68
Smartasaurus Rex SCORE 68
Local shelter fires temp workers due to lack of inventory... SCORE 34
Kids these days... SCORE 239
I Think Of Canada As The Lovechild Of England SCORE 171
Pokémon GO imagined by Polish illustrator Pawel Kuczynski SCORE 35
OM NOM NOM. SCORE 758
Adjusted for inflation of course SCORE 103
Wisdom. SCORE 216
On a mission. SCORE 90
The song of my people. SCORE 24
If no one from the future comes back to stop you... SCORE 155
Nailed it. SCORE 120
Grandma goggles. SCORE 70
Never falling asleep in public again! SCORE 78
No plans is plans, my friend. SCORE 112
Are we there yet? SCORE 158
When the spider in my room kills the fly in my room SCORE 121
Drawing level over 9000. SCORE 714
We are brothers SCORE 74
Not today, bitch SCORE 122
So hipster. SCORE 217
Not Afraid To Boast About Size SCORE 86
My resume pales in comparison SCORE 94
WHAT A NICE GUY SCORE 65
Yeah I'm going to need a charge... SCORE 21
Ice cream doorstop. SCORE 126
