what we want vs what we get SCORE 18
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
the ‘h’ in ghost SCORE 31
the absurdity of existence SCORE 16
distraction level expert SCORE 13
earth sandwich SCORE 39
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
growing toe beans SCORE 33
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 12
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 20
what’s for lunch? SCORE 22
species and age, please SCORE 40
dog bites everything SCORE 23
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
luminous butt bucket SCORE 21
battle snake SCORE 26
don’t send help SCORE 19
the dishes… again SCORE 27
new australian spider SCORE 24
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
when two monsters love each other SCORE 23
dad’s ravioli SCORE 6
rats love tiny cars SCORE 40
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
the tiger is out SCORE 33
my preferred sunscreen is a house SCORE 35
potato shaped SCORE 10
borchestershire shot SCORE 36
pupils dilate SCORE 45
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
nature’s baseball SCORE 8
