Don’t trust you dentist. SCORE 42
Someone didn’t think about this ad placement SCORE 72
If lays made beer SCORE 68
Waffle House SCORE 84
My friend’s dog is a deep sleeper and we had a leftover corn cob… SCORE 51
That’s enough hiking for today SCORE 56
The 2nd Amendment isn’t for 2nd class citizens SCORE 69
I think will be a good idea SCORE 65
I’m going to have to start doing this at work SCORE 71
Hail Drake full of grace. SCORE 72
Don’t say you weren’t warned SCORE 54
Being a pilot in northern Canada has it’s perks. SCORE 97
I LOVE NBC!!!!???? SCORE 56
Cause friendship has no barriers (^_^) SCORE 132
If my friend was a Doctor… SCORE 60
Recently the US had its first measles epidemic in half a century SCORE 73
Alas, poor Yorick! I ate him, Horatio SCORE 50
An apple orchard after a hurricane’s passed through. SCORE 67
me_irl SCORE 50
Charlie and George spotted a squirrel up on the shed earlier. Now they’re on guard duty. SCORE 64
How to properly love a dog SCORE 68
because walking on 4 legs is so pedestrian SCORE 57
Too much of a good thing SCORE 86
She probably had the biggest grin on her face SCORE 134
I’ll kill you SCORE 107
2005 was a different time SCORE 39
Made me chuckle. SCORE 72
Are you religious? SCORE 69
Change.org, the best way to change the world SCORE 63
At the crayola museum, they let you make your own crayon labels SCORE 4
Ricky Gervais raised the glass… SCORE 26
Don’t litter! SCORE 112