When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Accurate. SCORE 146
The power of barking SCORE 18
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
2pactopus SCORE 113
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Howling lessons SCORE 9
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
Burn!!! SCORE 1
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Same thing… SCORE 21
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
The Twortle SCORE 142
