stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
zero traction SCORE 11
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
accidental beauty SCORE 31
every segment on the news SCORE 14
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
cats find a way SCORE 23
enjoy your party! SCORE 12
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
working cat SCORE 20
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
memorable first customer SCORE 17
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
slap them SCORE 13
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
supersize it SCORE -4
it’s perfect SCORE 21
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
a very small dog SCORE 15
did i stutter? SCORE 12
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
i like bananas SCORE 9
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13