Have a baby, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. SCORE 218
Oh stop it. SCORE 202
Why don’t you get off your high horse! SCORE 261
What they really mean. SCORE 916
That’s what she said. SCORE 328
I love cats. SCORE 157
The history of whistling. SCORE 173
Life is too short. SCORE 98
Reasons your girlfriend didn’t enjoy The Avengers. SCORE 262
Instant date. SCORE 222
How I got these scars. SCORE 195
I regret nothing! SCORE 258
Japan juicebox is cooler than you. SCORE 103
I’m gon’ eatchu! SCORE 312
Evolution. SCORE 197
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy… SCORE 151
Put me down! SCORE 196
The doctor said it’s cooties… SCORE 209
Why is the rum gone?! SCORE 143
I’m not fat… SCORE 143
Don’t do drugs. SCORE 982
Forever alone or together forever? SCORE 281
Invisible unicycle. SCORE 122
Reality. SCORE 34
I know that feel bro. SCORE 164
Bed cartography. SCORE 221
Poms not bombs. SCORE 183
I don’t care if… SCORE 756
My neighbors listen to very good music… SCORE 294
Cats in slow motion. SCORE 67
Lady Problems. SCORE 1054
That awkward moment when… SCORE 234
