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How seasons work. SCORE 158
Piano for rap. SCORE 181
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
Burn! SCORE 249
Burn! SCORE 216
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
Seal SCORE 28
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
Beard growing expectations vs. reality. SCORE 77
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
Wishes. SCORE 112
Never forget. SCORE 159
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
Probably… SCORE 185
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
Cats are jerks. SCORE 45
oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
Text etiquette. SCORE 74
How politics work. SCORE 123
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
Dad of the year award goes to… SCORE 102
Being sick. SCORE 140
The human jukebox. SCORE 79
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105