My dad looks just like this Magic the Gathering card SCORE 68
I am perfectly ok with my choices. SCORE 64
Sitting on a napkin, thinking about murder… SCORE 70
I am hopeful SCORE 55
Few seconds till Happiness. 1955. SCORE 99
I’d like to order one carnal supreme please. SCORE 33
This kitteh has a better life than me, SCORE 61
While you’re at it what’s your social SCORE 73
This Book Describes My Entire Life SCORE 54
Classic Gordon Ramsey. SCORE 56
Cool looking danger noodle SCORE 57
Awwwww, that’s acute! SCORE 50
I guess it’s a conference call… SCORE 109
I made a birthday cake for my boyfriend but I forgot how old he was turning. SCORE 70
Brofish SCORE 75
Do what you love and you’ll never have to work SCORE 56
That’s how the ant goes. SCORE 51
This Bird Landed On The Page About Itself… SCORE 69
Hey gurl SCORE 20
Coachella SCORE 55
You think I’m cute? Sounds fake, but okay SCORE 83
I bring you: The Light! SCORE 68
I’m going to be ok. SCORE 54
"New Yorkers stop to watch the "Seinfeld" finale in Times Square – May 14, 1998" SCORE 79
People tell me and my wife all the time that we are going to die alone because we didn’t have kids. I’m always like! SCORE 58
Penguins have knees inside their bodies. SCORE 64
I am the lion now SCORE 80
Disappointment SCORE 50
Ethiopian opal geode SCORE 58
I’m feelin’ it! SCORE 48
Tying Shoes Penalty Kick SCORE 55
Sorry baby. SCORE 44
