extreme gardening SCORE 35
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
depressed dog wanted to stay on vacation SCORE 26
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
please just tell me what the book is about SCORE 35
buddhist heaven is called… SCORE 26
ikea is grown up lego SCORE 22
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 33
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 28
make sure she knows your father material by texting “okay” and using the thumbs up emoji SCORE 17
and for no reason your life flashes before your eyes SCORE 29
only using food, where do you live? SCORE 34
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
when you’re walking down the cereal aisle and see yourself in the security monitor SCORE 16
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
happy dog before and after asking to go outside and play in the snow SCORE 31
cute winking cat SCORE 19
checking on the banana bread SCORE 18
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
Angry laundry machine noises SCORE 19
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27
are you getting enough sleep? SCORE 14
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 87
he always wanted to get on a fire truck and finally built up the courage to ask SCORE 46
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
