My sister’s creepy two-legged cat. SCORE 13
Go ahead. Try to pet my belly. SCORE 9
This is my song! SCORE 90
Doing dips. SCORE 132
The Princess Bride was the original Game of Thrones. SCORE 146
hover orcas SCORE 11
Water is wet SCORE 26
Shooting Stars SCORE 14
What torture. SCORE 190
Are you Misha Collins? SCORE 340
quiet fives SCORE -3
clap your Hans SCORE 14
When you put a Starbucks next to a basketball court. SCORE -9
No officer… SCORE 146
The old switcharoo. SCORE 18
invisible basketballs SCORE 15
Every time I open a card from my grandma. SCORE 85
I Point and Laugh at Archaeologist SCORE 202
Wal-Mart cake SCORE 170
Putin might actually be a Bond villain. SCORE 161
Edinburgh, Scotland SCORE 135
government logic SCORE 11
My flat has a mouse… SCORE 181
How my wife waits for homemade cookies. SCORE 151
Teeth so white they can’t dance. SCORE 129
12 Ways to Tie Your Shoe Laces SCORE 141
Thriller. SCORE 137
That’s a valid point SCORE 253
I’m feeling lucky! SCORE 18
Nope Nope Nope SCORE 17
HALP SCORE 14
Visiting friends who don’t have kids. SCORE 11
