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Why+would+it+lose+value+under+a+mattress%3F
It%26%238217%3Bs+my+go..%3F+%26%238230%3Bnow%3F
It’s my go..? …now? SCORE 21
I+feel+cured+as+heck%2C+thanks.
I feel cured as heck, thanks. SCORE 26
GARFIEEEELELLLD%21
GARFIEEEELELLLD! SCORE 28
Seems+a+little+obtuse%2C+if+you+were+asking+my+opinion.
Seems a little obtuse, if you were asking my opinion. SCORE 24
Very+spacious%26%238230%3B+as+you%26%238217%3Bll+find+out.
Very spacious… as you’ll find out. SCORE 15
Recommended+quarterly+for+best+results.
Recommended quarterly for best results. SCORE 27
It%26%238217%3Bs+for+use+on+Tuesdays.
It’s for use on Tuesdays. SCORE 23
How+to+load+luggage+on+a+plane.
How to load luggage on a plane. SCORE 25
Nathan%2C++I+hope+you+found+love%2C+or+something.
Nathan, I hope you found love, or something. SCORE 22
You%26%238217%3Bre+a+scourge+upon+our+forests.
You’re a scourge upon our forests. SCORE 24
My+body+is+ready%21
My body is ready! SCORE 28
Use+the+right+tool+for+the+job%2C+basically.
Use the right tool for the job, basically. SCORE 31
It%26%238217%3Bs+been+a+good+year+for+bananas.
It’s been a good year for bananas. SCORE 29
Proud+papa+with+his+little+ones.
Proud papa with his little ones. SCORE 31
I+can+not+believe+you+right+now%26%238230%3B
I can not believe you right now… SCORE 19
OK+but+whom+has+eyes+on+momma%3F
OK but whom has eyes on momma? SCORE 22
Banks+know+too+much%26%238230%3B
Banks know too much… SCORE 31
Interplanetary+chubby%2C+probably.
Interplanetary chubby, probably. SCORE 28
This+explains+Pennywise+and+his+antics.
This explains Pennywise and his antics. SCORE 27
Let+the+birds+live.
Let the birds live. SCORE 32
ALL+THE+MASKS%21
ALL THE MASKS! SCORE 6
Wrecked%26%238217%3Bum
Wrecked’um SCORE 25
Shredded+cheese+goblin+attac%21
Shredded cheese goblin attac! SCORE 35
Cuddle+up.
Cuddle up. SCORE 8
It%26%238217%3Bs+snakes+sometimes%2C+but+this+time+it%26%238217%3Bs+just+snacks.
It’s snakes sometimes, but this time it’s just snacks. SCORE 41
Mom+get+off+my+insta%26%238230%3B
Mom get off my insta… SCORE 23
Cross-country+art.
Cross-country art. SCORE 27
This+pastor+deserves+tax+exempt+status%2C+probably.
This pastor deserves tax exempt status, probably. SCORE 32
and+there%26%238217%3Bs+more+where+that+came+from%26%238230%3B
and there’s more where that came from… SCORE 30
Light+up%2C+king.
Light up, king. SCORE 28
Southern+hospitality+shines+bright.
Southern hospitality shines bright. SCORE 24
More+screen+time+is+the+answer.
More screen time is the answer. SCORE 13
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Covid-19+is+ruining+it+for+all
Covid-19 is ruining it for all SCORE 26
Crisis+averted
Crisis averted SCORE 27
I+dunno%2C+maybe+we+strike.
I dunno, maybe we strike. SCORE 30
Turkey+sends+aid+to+Serbia.+On+the+boxes+a+quote+from+Rumi+includes%3A+%26%238220%3BThere+is+sun+after+darkness.%26%238221%3B
Turkey sends aid to Serbia. On the boxes a quote from Rumi includes: “There is sun after darkness.” SCORE 21
When+your+wife+watches+your+press+briefings.
When your wife watches your press briefings. SCORE 28
It+might+work%2C+though.
It might work, though. SCORE 20
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