I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 19
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 26
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
The Office cameos SCORE 11
sent via FAX SCORE 16
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Words. SCORE 9
Steal the world! SCORE 22
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
Do the blink! SCORE 24
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 23
hello little friend SCORE 20
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
*have SCORE 17
